Do Not Repeat the following Again:
1- Eating a big plate of Maglooba at 11:30 Pm and following that with two pieces of cake and a big cup of tea, all before going to bed.
2- The next day indulge in eating 2 huge plates of mansaf alongside a cup of sharab and a lot of onions, then go on to eat some form of pie with ice cream made by a girl in black shorts and a tank top which you have never met, also at night.
Participating in activities such as the ones mentioned above can cause you to experience numerous side effects including but not limited to dizziness, loss of focus, extreme stomach aches, hours spent in private meetings ( a.k.a. going to the bathroom) loss of sleep, loss of money, embarrasing situations on the Metro, nightmares about huge eggplants chasing you down a maze of hallways leading into a room full of mirrors, in addition to longing for home..
The tests conducted and the results mentioned are not based on science ( as i hardly know any of it.)